dailycountryfix:

Handing the pistols to the Chief is the best part

(Source: materiajunkie)


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gordonramsaysbutt:

April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine

(Source: sadcorndog)


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Drugs become addictive the day you decide to use it to fill the gaps in your heart instead of using it for short entertainment.
(via bongsanddoobies)

(Source: valiantschool)


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princess-of-lore:

mycheekyfinn:

official-nasa:

monilip:

dont-stop-runninggg:

knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty

(Source: whattt-fucking-ever)


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irisnectar:

From the exhibit Drinking on the Job by Neck Face


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robot-boogie:

sosa-parks:

Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”

Everyday this happens.


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sorry:

Why is there so much blood in my alcohol system?


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