Handing the pistols to the Chief is the best part
April fools prank: replace all of the sugar in your house with cocaine
knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit
wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad
That was deep
philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie
That was deeper.
common sense is knowing that ketchup isn’t a damn smoothie you nasty
Everyday I’m like “today imma get my shit together” and by the end of the day I’m like “tomorrow is the day for real”
Everyday this happens.